Life is too short not to laugh and smile. Enjoy!

 

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

heyfunniest:

"Friend gave her dog an empty peanut butter jar last night and he shared it with his stuffed puppy" [x]

heyfunniest:

"Friend gave her dog an empty peanut butter jar last night and he shared it with his stuffed puppy" [x]

spilltracking:


BP confirmed this morning that it’s Whiting, Indiana refinery had leaked an unknown amount of crude oil into Lake Michigan. BP spokesman Scott Dean said that workers noticed what he described as a “sheen” on the water at about 4:30 a.m. this morning. “The discharge has stopped,” Dean told NBC Chicago, “and BP and its response team have deployed boom, containing the oil to a cove.” No injuries were reported as a result of the leak. BP has notified state and local officials of the leak, as well the U.S. EPA and Coast Guard, and has dispatched crews on the beach to begin cleaning up.
Favorable weather conditions have made containing the spill and cleanup easier; wind has been pushing the oil toward the shore, and lower temperatures coupled with the fact that 60 percent of the lake is still frozen over has made the oil a hard, waxy consistency.

 (via BP Oil Leaks Into Lake Michigan (Because The Gulf Coast Wasn’t Enough): Chicagoist)

spilltracking:

BP confirmed this morning that it’s Whiting, Indiana refinery had leaked an unknown amount of crude oil into Lake Michigan. BP spokesman Scott Dean said that workers noticed what he described as a “sheen” on the water at about 4:30 a.m. this morning. “The discharge has stopped,” Dean told NBC Chicago, “and BP and its response team have deployed boom, containing the oil to a cove.” No injuries were reported as a result of the leak. BP has notified state and local officials of the leak, as well the U.S. EPA and Coast Guard, and has dispatched crews on the beach to begin cleaning up.

Favorable weather conditions have made containing the spill and cleanup easier; wind has been pushing the oil toward the shore, and lower temperatures coupled with the fact that 60 percent of the lake is still frozen over has made the oil a hard, waxy consistency.


(via BP Oil Leaks Into Lake Michigan (Because The Gulf Coast Wasn’t Enough): Chicagoist)

inothernews:

  • tomorrow i’m going to a city a few hundred miles away. only staying for two days but still, i like to travel.  for business, for pleasure.  i like flying.  i like being in a place where i am not from.  going to there.  i like to go to there.

This. I thought I was the only one