May 2013
29 posts
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
“Take a day to heal from the lies you’ve told yourself and the ones that have...”
– Maya Angelou (via creatingaquietmind)
askinnyblackman:
this is my favorite gif i can use it for everything
passed a test you thought you failed
got a new follower
having pizza for dinner
parents filled up your gas tank
person you like texts you first
class gets cancelled and you get to sleep in
someone sent nudes
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
i-am-the-last-timelord:
lolzpicx:
This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
peterezi:
peterezi:
i always read the word polish as polish at first
wait shit
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
nietzscheisdead:
i’ve seen alot of posts on this site making fun of emos, and, i would just like to give my two sense about the whole thing:
1. emos aren’t stupid, they lay some of the biggest eggs of many birds
2. emos ca’nt fly, so it makes them feel bad when you insult them, because again, they can’t fly away to feel better
3. emos have a very large wingspan
April 2013
40 posts
wordsthatfit:
Mathematically(?) speaking, isn’t what we call parallel parking actually linear parking? And the parking we do in parking lots or parking garages closer to parallel parking?
