quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
Take a day to heal from the lies you’ve told yourself and the ones that have...– Maya Angelou (via creatingaquietmind)
askinnyblackman: this is my favorite gif i can use it for everything passed a test you thought you failed got a new follower having pizza for dinner parents filled up your gas tank person you like texts you first class gets cancelled and you get to sleep in someone sent nudes
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
i-am-the-last-timelord: lolzpicx: This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
peterezi: peterezi: i always read the word polish as polish at first wait shit
twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: what happens if you run in front of a car you get tired what happens if you run behind a car you get exhausted this is comedy gold. you should take notes
nietzscheisdead: i’ve seen alot of posts on this site making fun of emos, and, i would just like to give my two sense about the whole thing: 1. emos aren’t stupid, they lay some of the biggest eggs of many birds 2. emos ca’nt fly, so it makes them feel bad when you insult them, because again, they can’t fly away to feel better 3. emos have a very large wingspan
wordsthatfit: Mathematically(?) speaking, isn’t what we call parallel parking actually linear parking? And the parking we do in parking lots or parking garages closer to parallel parking?